I'm so ugly that I almost look like you
2005-06-05 at 8:13 p.m.
Boy: I'm best buddies with her!
Me: No you're not, she told me you're not. ('she' told me she thinks his disgusting)
Boy: You just don't know anything, we're best buddies.
Me: Okay, I'll ask her.
Today
Me: You know 'boy', are you best buddies?
She: No
Me: He said you two were.
She: We don't even talk much. I see you more than I see you.
Me: I hate him so much.
She: (giggles)
Me: (starts delcaring her undying hatred for boy and retelling anecdotes)
Boy, you're ego is the size of an ogre and as ugly as one too. You are insulting, butt-ugly, big-headed and NOT hot.
Teacher: (reads daily notices) The high-jump will not be held at the Atheltics Carnival this year...
Boy: Oh no! What about me?
Me: (gives a big ugly stare at boy)
Teacher: ... instead, the heats wil be held at school during lunch time...
Me: (continues to give the ugliest hatred stare)
Boy: (begins to put on a cocky attitude)
Now, I've made a resolution to scrutinise his ugly jumping and use it as the source of my sunshine.
Me: What's wrong with you Boy? Why are you so quiet today? Didn't get any last night?
Boy: Yeah
Me: (laughs)
Boy: Of course!
Me: Huh?
Boy: 'Cause my dick's too big
Me: ...
Boy: My dick is too big. Duh! It can't fit.
Me: (gives the most disgusted look ever)
Maybe next time, I'll conserve my energy instead of wasting it on stares and throw a fat one at him. And, maybe it will be tomorrow because I can't stand the way he treats girls.